Oh I wish I were an...
Oscar Mayer Weiner, that is what I truly want to be. Because if I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner, everyone would be in love with me.
Some people take their kids on vacations to fancy exotic places. We take our kids to the Strawberry Festival and to the Kroger parking lot to see a hot-dog shaped vehicle. Now that's a family memory you don't want to forget.
Smile big for the camera kids. This is a definite scrapbook moment. "Remember the day we hung out in a parking lot in the 100 degree heat and mom made us pose by the giant hot dog? "
Now that's classy.