Conversations in the car...

Hayden: Grandma Neese {his name for Grandma Denise} is going to come back to visit next month for your birthday.

Me: That's nice, but I'll probably be in San Antonio again for my birthday.

Hayden: Why do you have to go to San Antonio for your birthday?

Me: I have a big convention there every year on my birthday so I have to go to some meetings.

Hayden: I don't like to go to meetings and do business. I just want to play ball and golf. When I get bigger, I'm going to play golf on a real golf course.

Me: Sounds like you're going to be in Sales when you grow up.

And who really does like going to San Antonio for a week of meetings for their birthday every year?